Commitment Issues

There is a difference between being committed and having the burning desire to follow through with what you started. Committing requires some sort of interest in what you are doing, and following through just requires tenacity. At the moment I am teetering somewhere between commitment and tenacity. I currently enjoying feeling like an awesome writer, but I also doubt that I am truly an awesome writer. Therefore writing this post is more of a stellar example of my tenacity.

Speaking of commitment issues (I have no idea what this has to do with commitment, but roll with it), Robert Pattison is NOT hot.

Johnny Depp is hot, Robert Pattison is just a pale little boy-girl. Since when is looking like an albino in anyway attractive. I mean being a little pale twig of a human really isn't something to admire.

Not Hot:

Smokin' Hot:

Ok enough said. I would say sorry to any twilight fans that ever stumble across this but A) I am not sorry AND B) I have no readers at the moment. So SUCK IT Robert Pattison! You are ugly and at the very least I know it.

Relationship Expectations

Dear Blog,

I really don't see this relationship being a long one in fact I see this relationship going something like this.

Day 1: Decide that I am a super duper awesome writer and that I have all sorts of awesome things to say, so I will make a totally groovy (awesome writers don't use the same word twice in a sentence) blogger. All this stemming from the fact that I love reading Hyperbole and a Half and I want to be awesome like Allie.

Day 2: Create a free blog. Give it a cool name find that name is already taken so give it a not so cool name.

Day 3: Write what I deem at the time to be momentous beginning to the BLOG OF BLOGS!

Day 4: Not be able to think of anything to write about, decide that the momentous beginning was really more of a desperate attempt to be awesome that failed miserably.

Day 5: Post something whinny about my failed relationships and something proud about the fact that I am marrying the world's greatest man.

Day 6: Forget that this blog even exists.

Day 512: Refer to Day 1, but this will happen 506 days into the future.

Day 513: Realize that I have successfully killed 4 blogs at this point and yet still repeat the cycle.

Sorry that this is the way it has to be, but at least I am being honest with you and not promising a wonderful relationship to span lifetimes and galaxies.


Love,
Kathleen